tisdag 20 augusti 2019

Beyond Earth

 

The sudden spinning was finally calming down. Had it continued just a little bit more Pete was sure he would have thrown up exactly like Linda Blair in the Excorsist and re-decorated room in puke yellow.
Speaking of room. Where the hell were he? This wasn´t his room.
He still felt like shit too. Something was pressing at his chest.
He looked down.

"FUCK! I HAVE TITS!"

--------------------------

On Earth:

 "NOOO! DAMNATION!"
"THE SPELL MISCAST!"

Alcina was furious. The spell was supposed to bring her items of power and value through portals. Now she was stuck in one of the  portal worlds in a  loathsome man body. She had no contact with the ley lines of magic, this world was dry.

-------------------------------------------
 
"Whoop-de-fuck-now then?", Pete wondered.
So far he had surmised that he was indeed a woman, in a place withd no electricity or running water,  living alone in a small house in the forestfar from any neighbors.

How could he have knowm that a witch from another reality had swapped their bodies by accident.


Inga kommentarer:

Skicka en kommentar