Narrow-minded wishes

I can't believe I'm doing this. 
Oh, right. I'm compelled to...
Stupid wishing coin.
Of course my roommate had to grab it from me and make a thoughtless wish of having a babe in her underwear in the room that would do everything he told her. Apparently the laws of preservation applied to magic as well and not just to physics, and with only me in the room with him the magic made me the target of his wish.
Poof! One second I'm an athletic frat guy and the next I'm a scantily clad wet dream come true. You can't imagine the disorientation when both your perspective and center of gravity changes at the same time. Not to mention the alien feelings from all over your body...
He had looked so smug when he saw me standing there in the middle of the room, wobbling on my high heels.

I had a hope to be turned back when he asked me if I was still me. I told him yes of course, it was only my appearance that had changed.
That hope was smashed to bits when he decided to test out the rest of the wish and ordered me to make him an egg & bacon sandwich.
That asshole even laughed when I walked into the kitchen, giving me a slap on the butt when I passed him, telling me how much fun we two would have from now on.