Female Misogony Treatment

"It has been four months now of your female misogony treatment".

"How do you think you have acclimatized being a woman and see things from the female perspective?", the psychiatirst asked and pushed up his glasses a little but further up his nose.

"Fine. Just fine", Jeremy answered with as much restraint he could muster.

"You did participate in all the meetings we arranged for you?", the psychiatrist asked with the same dull and monotone voice as before.

"Yup. Everything. Cooking class, watched balett, shopped with a personal shopper, went to a hair studio, went on a date..."
Jeremy took a deep breath. "Did I forget anything?"

He looked down in his papers and flipped two pages.

"Yes. You forgot about twenty-three other arrangements"

"Fine! I forgot I did those but I did them!", Jeremy said in annoyance.

"My four months punishment is over. Can I switch back now? I promise to be a good boy". There were a bit of thinly veiled sarcasm in Jeremy´s voice.

"Under normal circumstances, yes...", the psychiatrist began

All blood left Jeremy´s face.

"But?", he stammered.

 "In the reports you apparently had a series of bad encounters with mothers and their small children"

His eyes went wild. "No. Please no!", Jeremy pleaded in desperation.

"It has been decided to further your education in to full womanhood".

"No". Horror was written on Jeremy´s face.

The magical gesture from the psychiatrist was miniscule.

 A sudden burst of immense pain hit Jeremy in his stomach.

It expanded quickly until it was big and very round.

"Delivery is due in three months", the psychiatirst informed dryly to the spent and very pregnant Jeremy.

"We hope to see more progress until our next meeting in four months. Goodbye Ms Stephens"